One day at the farm. [Fight Club]
Billy walked up to a goat...

and the goat ran right through him. Billy was suprised that....

He had awakened in the past, in the time of...

the egyptians. it turns out that a god was mad at him for

Being a little TOO close to his friend the goat, in an act of revenge God...

made him the next moses. he was forced to do all sorts of nce things, like help out the jews, and

Help old ladies across the Red sea, not to mention the most horrible of community services...

Sponge bathing the Admin and the only thanks he ever got was...

was a free Wii. But everyone back then hated the Wii so they...........

mugged him and burned it. :cry: he enjoyed playing the system so much that he got another though, and decided "hey these people shoul see the light that is me and wii." and started going around anouncing "wii win" :P

And the people, who knew nothing of puns thought that he was leading an army against him so they...

Sent the women and children out to get him while the men hid in caves...

and ate cherios which contained.....

small pills of female hormons