Out to Lunch [Forum Fiction]One day I walked up to my favorite resturant and ordered...
Apple Pie, When it gets to your table you say the the attractive waitress...
kicks your nuts into your guts. And in a desperate act you...
You reach out your hand and inadvertatly grasp something you souldn't have. She then calls...
then gives you a stern talking to. Suddenly
A plane crashes into the room, then who should stumble out but...
adolf hitler, who slipped on a bannana peel planted by...
Adolf Hitler? who after hitting his head screams...
Mine Conf, why my conf? He then walks over to the waitress...
and slaps her with a fish and says...
"SEIG HEIL!!!" which makes absolutely no sense because he's hitler, so the waitress...
Pull out a knife and cut hitler up and feets him to a goat, on his tombstone it reads...
RIP hitler, lived and died a loser. seeing this hitler's mom...
