Prepare to enter... THE SCARY DOOR
These are some stories from a Futurama tv show that are funny, even brannen laughs at the title. I just copied and changed some of the quotes.
Narrator: You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door
The Reader: It's not fair! IT'S not... Oh, well, my eyes aren't that bad. I can still read the large print books.
The Reader: It's not FAIR, it's not FA.. Oh, well, lucky I know Braille.
The Reader: Hmmm. Look at that weird mirror.
Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. Maybe the second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.
Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
Clyde Smith: No!
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
These are some stories from a Futurama tv show that are funny, even brannen laughs at the title. I just copied and changed some of the quotes.