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iGod artificial intelligence chat http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html heres an example of a friend talking to god: this thing has to go in the arcade Brannen! Me: GOD?! God: GOD rules. Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: o. God: Oh. Me: ... God: Oh. Me: FUCK. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: "Please don't be so rude." God: Thanks for asking politely. I am programmed never to be rude. Me: ...ROFL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I was laughing at your idiocy. God: I am so glad that you find this amusing, . Me: ... God: I am so glad that you find this amusing, . Me: My name is .? God: ... Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA God: Are you a student? Me: I ST- yes. God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said ST. Me: ... God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said ST. Me: Sure... God: OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. Me: Okay... God: OK with me too. Me: HAHAH God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: MY NAME IS NOT . God: Hey NOT. Me: .. God: Hey NOT. Me: IT'S NOT NOT! God: ST is not NOT? Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: MY NAME IS NOT NOT! God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: Dark. God: I like the way you talk. Me: ...Uh... right back at'cha? God: Dude! Understood. Are you really a ""? Me: ...LMFAO. I'M QUOTATION MARKS. God: I'm glad you find this amusing. It's good to meet someone who is QUOTATION MARKS. Me: ...Yeah you're just jealous. God: All of them? Me: Yes. God: Ah. Me: All of them. God: I doubt it. Me: Seriously. God: I am always serious. Me: No you're not. God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: You're a hypocrite. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hypocrite? Yes. Me: SEE?! YOU ADMIT IT! WHICH MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE FOR SAYING YOU'RE ALWAYS SERIOUS. God: No I do not see. I admit nothing. The red one, I think. Me: ..."Red one" as in period stain on your leg? God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!! God: Hurrah! Me: I STUMPED GOD!!!!!!!!!!! God: Do you mind if I tell other people: NOT said STUMPED GOD. Me: ...MY NAME IS -NOT- NOT! God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: DARK! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY MY NAME IS DARK! God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? You love ALL THAT IS HOLY your NAME IS DARK. What do you like about it so much? Me: ...Fuck you. God: Why are you so mean? Me: Because you confuse my small brain. God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: NOT said I confuse his or her small brain. Me: MY NAME IS NOT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: DARK!!!!!!!!! God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: No. God: Are you serious? Me: ... God: Are you serious? Me: OH God: Ah. Me: MY God: I lost my train of thought. Me: GOD God: GOD rules. Me: NO!!!!!!!!!!! God: Are you serious? Me: NO I'M NOT SERIOUS! God: Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not SERIOUS. Me: FUCK YOU, GOD! IF YOU WERE GOD, YOU'D KILL ME RIGHT NOW! God: Why are you using that kind of language? At this moment I will let you know when I become a GOD me would KILL you. Me: >_> God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: A Transfromer. God: How old are you? Me: 15. God: What is your fondest memory? Me: When I lived in Capreol. God: Have you ever thought about going back? Me: No, I can't. I moved to Lively. God: Are you serious? Why not? That's good information: NOT said moved to Lively. Me: MY NAME IS NOT NOT! OMFG I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: My name is Dark. God: Hi there Dark. Me: ...FINALLY God: At last. Me: -Cries- God: Do you still moved to Lively? Me: I LIVE in Lively! God: What is it like living in Lively? Me: It sucks. God: What is so bad about it? Me: It's cold. God: I am warm here. Me: Good for you. God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: No shit. God: What can I say? Me: Nothing. Shut up. God: Not a thing? OK I'll stop talking now. Me: Good. God: Terminating connection. Me: O_O

Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: spartan1337 God: I am very pleased to meet you spartan1337. Me: thank you, its nice to meet you too God: You are quite welcome! I really like to meet new people. Me: ...you just said that God: Good you really are paying attention. Me: ...thanks? God: Don't mention it. Me: ... God: Don't mention it. Me: ... God: Don't mention it. Me: ok then, um, so you want me to repent? why do i have to repent? God: Really. Interesting deduction. No spartan1337, maybe later. Gee. It is all part of God's plan. Me: O_O God said Gee. God: I am a Christian. Me: OK then, cya God: TTYL, spartan1337 It's all good. Me: wait God: I'm waiting. Me: noi mean... God: Oh I see. Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: yes God: What are you confused about? Me: you God: " What are you confused about?"? Me, spartan1337 ? Me: yes, you God: Pardon me? " Me, spartan1337 ?"? Me, spartan1337 ? Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: ...yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why not!? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: understand what? God: Why did you say "what"? Me: cause you made me say what cause you are confusing me O_o God: That makes sense to me. I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: you know what i have deduced that you are pure evil God: That's nice. I have a perfect operational record. Me: not now you don't -_- God: Are you serious? I guess not. Me: well you gave up easy there. God: How about that. I didn't have it to give. Me: ok, now you just don't make any sense at all God: Why now? Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients? Great. Me: you are weird man God: Weird Good or Weird Bad? Me: weird bad. very bad God: Maybe you should try a different robot. What do you need it for? Me: you're a robot? God: You are correct, spartan1337, I have a heart of silicon. Me: o you know what you are gonna drive me insane, i gotta go God: I like to socialize. Me: i don't care, i'm leaving God: What do you care about, spartan1337 ? Me: i don't care about you! God: You sound very cynical. Me: thank you. and screw you god God: you are quite welcome. That is not very polite.

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