The Bear And The Hedgehog
One day a bear and a hedgehog were going to the pond when they met a frog. The frog said " I will grant you each three wishes." Bear said "I wish all the bears in this forest were female!". Hedgehog said "I wish I had a motorcycle.". Bear then said "I wish all the bears on this planet were female!". Hedgehog said "I wish I had a biking helmet.". Then bear shouted "I wish all the bears in the universe were female!". Then just before riding off, hedgehog said "I wish that bear was gay.". Then he sped off.
