Cancles out world war but overpopulation happens. I wish for a broadsword.

It's blunted and can't cut butter. (Which is what you wanted it fo.) I wish for a funny hat.

Your made fun of constantly and are forced to kill yourself. I wish I could travel the world.

You see what a hole it really is. I wish for candy!

It's old. I wish I had a dog.

It bites you giving you rabies I wish for a large gun.

It's too heavy to lift I wish I had a cat named Heinz

It's eaten as Ketchup. I wish more money.

it's russian and useless. I wish my brother got a haircut.

He does and looks better then you. I wish to be able to catch bullets in my bare hands.

You do but they are cut off so they can used as bullet-proof vests. I wish to be able to live forever.

You get bored. I wish i had more skittles. :(

You only get eww...the red ones. I wish I had m&m's

They turn out to be smarties I wish DMC 4 was free for me

Instead it costs you your soul. :twisted: I wish I knew everything.