eatten a dog...dogs that...

were once kings of...

Canada, but were dethroned because

they ate too many goats, who belonged too...

hitler, when he heard about this...

declared war on Poland, when he came to there border they...

Threw rocks at him one hitting him square in the...

groin. he cried out in pain and soon after declared war on england for no reason, thereby causing...

them to end there tea party, angered at this Victoria Beckham...

spiked the fruit punch at Hitler's slumber party with vodka. extremely drunk, Hitler got up and said to Alfred Einstein...

and says, "You're stupid. Ha ha ha." Einstein also extremely drunk hops on one foot yelling....

I like pandas." several poachers shoot him 3 seconds later, but...

Thanks to his health insurence he survives. Only too...

get hit by a car driven by...

Bill gates, who backs up and runs over him again and asks "am i driving right?" Hitler says...