The Zoo [Forum Fiction]
One day at the Zoo Victoria Beckham...

decided it would be fun to have tea with a..............

llama which...

chewed on troys.......

that once belonged too....

Hitler. Who saw this and...

said, "Teddy...no!"

(I miss this....) And Teddy said back to Htler...

We must invade Russia! To this Victoria responded...

but what about the jews?" and hitler responded...

There not so bad. Hearing this Teddy Screamed...

curse you all and hired Arnold Schwarzenegger to punch hitler in his already weird mustache

He then jumped all the way home and had a protien shake. Which was called...

Hitlers Healthy, Hormon drink. Which contained...

Cats which had never...